This card can go two ways:
1. I'm one in 7.5 Billion? That means I'm super special! Let's get wasted!
2. I'm one in 7.5 Billion? That means I'm entirely unimportant! Let's get wasted!
Either way, you're good. This card pays for itself with the first drink someone buys.
This card is commercially printed on high-quality 14 pt stock.
Includes envelope because we love you.
Size when closed: 5" x 7"