We can only know what we explore. Explore the black holes of the universe (and maybe beyond!) with this greeting card. Preface your request with a reasonable persuasion in classy chalkboard writing and follow up with a cute little planet cartoon and maybe you'll get what you've wanted all along! You can thank me later. Or keep it to yourself. Yeah, keep it to yourself.
This card is commercially printed on high-quality 14 pt stock.