Around the Sun Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $5.00 Sale

We're all getting older. And sluttier. Just rotating our bodies around on an axis around a big ball of fire in a solar system full of balls and fire. Explain science to your friends while showing them you accept their slutty slut face with this greeting card.

 

This card is commercially printed on high-quality 14 pt stock.

Includes envelope because we love you.

Size when closed: 5" x 7"